Adwait Sahasrabhojanee

“Identify yourselves. You on the left, who are you?”
“My name is Gagaril,” the man said.
“I’m sorry,” Lightsong said.
The man flushed. “I was named after my father, Your Grace.”
“After he what? Spent an unusual amount of time at the local tavern?”
― Brandon Sanderson, Warbreaker

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time