

“with the delicate somberness of a therapist who’s letting me know that I don’t have a diagnosable disorder, I’m just a bitch.”
― Bride
― Bride

“Potatoes are by far the most versatile crop. You can fry them up, bake them, or throw them at undesirable men who refuse to leave you alone.”
― That Time I Got Drunk and Yeeted a Love Potion at a Werewolf
― That Time I Got Drunk and Yeeted a Love Potion at a Werewolf

“Who puts plates in the lower cabinets instead of the pots and pans? Heathens, that’s who.”
― What's A Girl Gotta Do To Get On The Naughty List?
― What's A Girl Gotta Do To Get On The Naughty List?

“You,” he says, voice deep, almost too low to hear. “How the fuck do you smell like this?”
― Bride
― Bride

“I am a strong, independent woman. I run my own segment of the renowned Hotpepper farm, and I pay my own bills. I was absolutely not turned on by that.”
― That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon
― That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon
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