“I can't help it. I'm a Slytherin."
And I'm the worst kind of Slytherin. I'm the kind who's so stupidly in love with a Gryffindor, she can't even function. I'm the Draco from some shitty Drarry fic that the author abandoned after four chapters.”
― Leah on the Offbeat
And I'm the worst kind of Slytherin. I'm the kind who's so stupidly in love with a Gryffindor, she can't even function. I'm the Draco from some shitty Drarry fic that the author abandoned after four chapters.”
― Leah on the Offbeat
“She probably thinks Troye Sivan's songs are about girls.”
― Leah on the Offbeat
― Leah on the Offbeat
“My dad invented the concept of Simon logic, and I can’t seem to outgrow it. It means wishful thinking supported by flimsy evidence.”
― Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda
― Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda
“That girl is a suburban dad's midlife crisis in a high school senior's body”
― Leah on the Offbeat
― Leah on the Offbeat
“Then her hand brushed close to mine, and my organs rearranged themselves.”
― Leah on the Offbeat
― Leah on the Offbeat
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