Caleb

“TOAST IS BRILLIANT. Whoever thought, "This bread we've already cooked, yeah? I reckon we should try cooking it again." was a genius,”
― Dave Turner, Serious Moonlight

“is my fucking chicken doing a training montage? I watched his incredibly crisp kicks for a little longer.”
― CasualFarmer, Beware of Chicken

“The tragedy of life is that everything dies. The blessing of it is that nobody knows when. He wished the world would grasp that fact.”
― Dave Turner, How To Be Dead #1-3

“The Ten Commandments? They're such a downer. Don't get me wrong. They're a very good starting point, but they're so negative. Thou shalt not do this and thou shalt not do that. What about things you shalt? Thou shalt have a nice cup of tea and a biscuit, for example.”
― Dave Turner, How To Be Dead #1-3