Graeme

“There is a feeling which persists in England that making a sandwich interesting, attractive, or in any way pleasant to eat is something sinful that only foreigners do.”
― Douglas Adams, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

“How do you know when a fish is going bonkers?’ ‘They start preaching about the end of the world,’ Slim chuckles.”
― Trent Dalton, Boy Swallows Universe

“it is a well-known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.”
― Douglas Adams, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Complete Trilogy in Five Parts

“What are your professional qualifications?’ He laughed. ‘The university of life. The school of hard knocks.”
― Graeme Simsion, The Rosie Effect