

“[My mom's] funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.”
― The Sea of Monsters
― The Sea of Monsters

“I told Tantalus to go chase a doughnut. ”
― The Sea of Monsters
― The Sea of Monsters

“I couldn't believe I'd come this far, lost Tyson, suffered through so much, only to fail - stopped by a big stupid monster in a baby-blue tuxedo kilt. Nobody was going to swat down my friends like that! I mean...nobody, not Nobody. Ah, you know what I mean.”
― The Sea of Monsters
― The Sea of Monsters

“Tyson," I said "We're turning around!"
Going the wrong way?" he asked.
Always," I grumbled, but I steered the chariot towards the stands.”
― The Sea of Monsters
Going the wrong way?" he asked.
Always," I grumbled, but I steered the chariot towards the stands.”
― The Sea of Monsters

“I’ve met plenty of embarrassing parents, but Kronos, the evil Titan Lord who wanted to destroy Western Civilization? Not the kind of dad you invited to
school for Career Day.”
― The Sea of Monsters
school for Career Day.”
― The Sea of Monsters
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