Kerrie

“My dad's always saying you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your own family.”
― Jeff Kinney, Hot Mess

“If a restaurant offers crayons, I always take them and color throughout the meal. It beats talking to the people I came to dinner with.”
― Stephan Pastis

“If you dream something, it might happen. If you never dream it, it will never happen.”
― Bruce Dickinson

“Zoo-Wee Mama!”
― Jeff Kinney