melley hall

“Going to Waffle House for the waffles seems very weird to me. The hashbrowns are where it's at.”
― T. Kingfisher, A House with Good Bones

“Having a cat around means that there are never any unexplained noises. If something crashes or thumps or goes bump in the night, you think, 'It's that damn cat again', and don't worry about it.”
― T. Kingfisher, A House with Good Bones

“I asked my phone if it was connected to the internet and it told me that it had a very close relationship with the internet. I attempted to pull up a web page and it informed me that it was not that kind of relationship.”
― T. Kingfisher, A House With Good Bones

“It’s delicious,” Dex said. “There’s basically nothing savory that can’t be improved by adding an onion.”
― Becky Chambers, A Psalm for the Wild-Built