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“If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?”
― Jerry Seinfeld

“It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“I crossed my arms over my chest. "Are you lost, little girl? The elementary school's over on west campus."

A pink flush spread over her cheeks. "Don't you ever touch me again. You screw with me, I'll screw you right back."

Oh man, what an opening that was.”
― Richelle Mead, Vampire Academy

“Don't be so humble - you are not that great.”
― Golda Meir