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“Everyone in my life always hurts me, always leaves me. People say you can’t die from a broken heart, but what they don’t say is that it may just make you want to.”
― Katie May, Charming Devils

“Dear lord, that voice sounded like a dying bird giving anal while simultaneously taking a shit.”
― Katie May, Together We Fall: The Completed Series

“Van Helsing or not, best friend or not, I will not hesitate to kill him if he tries to harm my mate. My loyalty has changed in the last five minutes. She doesn’t know it yet—she doesn’t know me yet—but I have just become hers unconditionally. At the same time, Violet is mine, and I’ll always protect my own. After all, how can we be monsters if we’re not selfish assholes?”
― Katie May, Monsters

“Probably claps when an airplane lands as well.”
― Katie May, Monsters