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“I have to give the girl credit: she has balls. Or very strong ovaries. The Queen of Ovaries. Her Vaginasty. This is why I don’t have any friends.”
― Monsters
― Monsters
“Probably claps when an airplane lands as well.”
― Monsters
― Monsters
“Everyone in my life always hurts me, always leaves me. People say you can’t die from a broken heart, but what they don’t say is that it may just make you want to.”
― Charming Devils
― Charming Devils
“Oh shit, she’s talking to me. Say something normal, Violet. For the love of Dracula, say something fucking normal. “I gave your brother an orgasm,” I blurt. There you have it, folks. The reason why I have no friends. Fucking shit, brain. You had one job to do, and it was not that.”
― Monsters
― Monsters
“Are you new?” “You could say that.” Before I can stop myself—because, really, when have I ever cared about personal space?—I sit cross legged in front of him. He gulps, instinctively shifting away as if my female cooties are contagious. Hell, for all I know, they might be. There’s a reason us girls bleed out of our vaginas: to warn away monsters. Show them how badass and deadly we can be. Oh, your cock shoots out cum. How quaint. My pussy? Yeah. We have blood, motherfuckers. And... I’m getting off track.”
― Monsters
― Monsters
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