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“Everyone in my life always hurts me, always leaves me. People say you can’t die from a broken heart, but what they don’t say is that it may just make you want to.”
― Katie May, Charming Devils

“Probably claps when an airplane lands as well.”
― Katie May, Monsters

“Are you new?” “You could say that.” Before I can stop myself—because, really, when have I ever cared about personal space?—I sit cross legged in front of him. He gulps, instinctively shifting away as if my female cooties are contagious. Hell, for all I know, they might be. There’s a reason us girls bleed out of our vaginas: to warn away monsters. Show them how badass and deadly we can be. Oh, your cock shoots out cum. How quaint. My pussy? Yeah. We have blood, motherfuckers. And... I’m getting off track.”
― Katie May, Monsters

“Dear lord, that voice sounded like a dying bird giving anal while simultaneously taking a shit.”
― Katie May, Together We Fall: The Completed Series