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“Probably claps when an airplane lands as well.”
― Katie May, Monsters

“Stop it,” I deadpan. “Oh no. Stop.” They continue pummeling each other’s faces. “Please stop,” I continue dryly. No response. I turn towards the girl gaping beside me and shrug my shoulders once. “I tried.”
― Katie May, Charming Devils

“Van Helsing or not, best friend or not, I will not hesitate to kill him if he tries to harm my mate. My loyalty has changed in the last five minutes. She doesn’t know it yet—she doesn’t know me yet—but I have just become hers unconditionally. At the same time, Violet is mine, and I’ll always protect my own. After all, how can we be monsters if we’re not selfish assholes?”
― Katie May, Monsters

“Oh shit, she’s talking to me. Say something normal, Violet. For the love of Dracula, say something fucking normal. “I gave your brother an orgasm,” I blurt. There you have it, folks. The reason why I have no friends. Fucking shit, brain. You had one job to do, and it was not that.”
― Katie May, Monsters