Mahnoor

“If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?”
― Jerry Seinfeld

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
― Garrison Keillor

“That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
― George Carlin

“You're not a wallflower. But you have my permission to hide in corners, my sweet- so long as you take me with you. In fact, I'll insist on it. I warn you, I'm very badly behaved at such affairs- I'll probably debauch you in gazebos, on balconies, beneath staircases, and behind assorted potted plants. And if you complain, I'll simply remind you that you should have known better than to marry a conscienceless rake."
Evie's throat arched slightly at the light stroke of his fingers. "I wouldn't complain."
Sebastian smiled and nipped tenderly at the side of her neck. "Dutiful little wife," he whispered. "I'm going to be a terrible influence on you. Why don't you give me a kiss, and go upstairs for your bath? By the time you finish, I'll be there with you.”
― Lisa Kleypas, Devil in Winter