Katie

“Stealing, of course, is a crime, and a very impolite thing to do. But like most impolite things, it is excusable under certain circumstances. Stealing is not excusable if, for instance, you are in a museum and you decide that a certain painting would look better in your house, and you simply grab the painting and take it there. But if you were very, very hungry, and you had no way of obtaining money, it would be excusable to grab the painting, take it to your house, and eat it.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window

“I'm going up to my room now, where I may die.”
― Diana Wynne Jones, Howl's Moving Castle

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”
― Oscar Wilde

“When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.”
― Bette Davis