Nicole

“students, eh, you can love them or hate them, but you're not allowed to hit them with a shovel”
― Terry Pratchett, Making Money

“But...well, Reg, tomorrow the sun will come up again, and I'm pretty sure that whatever happens we won't have found Freedom, and there won't be a whole lot of Justice, and I'm damn sure we won't have found Truth. But it's just possible that I might get a hard-boiled egg.”
― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

“People are content to wait a long time for salvation, but expect dinner to turn up within the hour.”
― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

“Men come and go, but dust accumulates.”
― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch