Nicole

“students, eh, you can love them or hate them, but you're not allowed to hit them with a shovel”
― Terry Pratchett, Making Money

“How do you know he’s dead? I realize that I may regret asking that question.” “He’s got a broken neck from falling off a roof and I reckon he fell off because he got a steel crossbow dart in his brain.” “Ah. That sounds like dead, if you want my medical opinion.”
― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

“But...well, Reg, tomorrow the sun will come up again, and I'm pretty sure that whatever happens we won't have found Freedom, and there won't be a whole lot of Justice, and I'm damn sure we won't have found Truth. But it's just possible that I might get a hard-boiled egg.”
― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

“Our dollars are not pure gold, though, are they?” “Aha, yes. Gold-colored, Mr. Lipwig,” said Bent. “Less gold than seawater. Gold-ish. We adulterated our own currency! Infamy! There can be no greater crime!” His eye twitched again. “Er…murder?” Moist ventured.”
― Terry Pratchett, Making Money