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“For one thing,” Louis said, “none of these children has ever been turned into an apple.” “That’s silly,” said Deedee. “Everybody’s been turned into an apple. It’s part of growing up.” Louis continued. “Dead rats don’t walk into classrooms wearing raincoats.” “What do they wear, tuxedos?” asked Todd. “And girls never try to sell their toes,” Louis added. “Well, no wonder,” said Leslie, “at today’s prices.” Louis continued. “They don’t trade names or read upside down. They can’t”
― Louis Sachar, Sideways Stories from Wayside School