Mari

“I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.”
― Roseanne Barr

“Old age ain't no place for sissies.”
― Bette Davis

“I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.”
― Janette Barber

“god lets bad things happen to good people to test their faith, but the goddess knows the faithful and knows that bad things only make people stronger. and there's nothing wrong with stronger.”
― jennifer dimarco