Meghan Bohn

“Carl: You’re supposed to be helping Katia sew. Donut: I DON’T HAVE THUMBS, CARL.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Gate of the Feral Gods

“It’s okay to be a work in progress,” Donut said.”
― Matt Dinniman, This Inevitable Ruin

“She’s a Havana brown and a nun murderer. I don’t even know which of those two things is worse.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Eye of the Bedlam Bride

“Since you’re new to this, let me give you your first lesson on being a princess. Lesson one, don’t put yourself in situations where you’re so afraid that you piss yourself. It shows a lack of decorum.”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles