Meghan Bohn

“Copper gazed at her soulfully and attempted to convey that she had never been petted, not once, but would like to experience it.”
― T. Kingfisher, Snake-Eater

“Finally one of my teachers took me aside and said: ‘Manuel, you are not God. You aren’t omnipotent. Wanting to help is good, but this belief that you, personaly, have so much power to affect the universe is starting to border on personal idolatry.’” He snorted. “He wasn’t wrong.”
“Did that help?” Selena asked.
“Not really, but at least then I felt guilty about feeling guilty, which is very catholic.”
― T. Kingfisher, Snake-Eater

“She’s a Havana brown and a nun murderer. I don’t even know which of those two things is worse.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Eye of the Bedlam Bride

“Carl: You’re supposed to be helping Katia sew. Donut: I DON’T HAVE THUMBS, CARL.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Gate of the Feral Gods