Meghan Bohn

“Selena believed, with every fiber of her being, that a person’s worth was not defined by how hard they worked or how productive they managed to be. She also believed just as strongly that this did not apply to her.”
― T. Kingfisher, Snake-Eater

“Biscuits, Mordecai! I need to make biscuits!”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles

“Grab the stick?” Donut shrieked. “What do you mean, grab the stick! Thumbs, Carl! Thumbs!”
― Matt Dinniman, The Gate of the Feral Gods

“Since you’re new to this, let me give you your first lesson on being a princess. Lesson one, don’t put yourself in situations where you’re so afraid that you piss yourself. It shows a lack of decorum.”
― Matt Dinniman, A Parade of Horribles