Salim

“Enjoy that?" Tanith said with a little grin.

Valkyrie grinned back, her eyes bright. "I keep telling Skulduggery he should get a bike."

"What does he say?"

"He says people who wear leathers, like you, should ride motorbikes. People who wear exquisite suits, like him, should drive Bentleys.”
― Derek Landy, Playing with Fire

“I should have known by then that it's never the disasters you see coming that finally come to pass; it's the ones you don't expect at all.”
― Karen Thompson Walker, The Age of Miracles