Rob Arnold

“The wet tarmac glowed orange from the streetlights.”
― J.M. Forster, Bad Hair Days

“and gave me an unexpected hug, also known as me face-planting her boobs.”
― Tamsin Winter, Being Miss Nobody

“Tell-tale tit, your tongue shall be split, and all the little doggies will have a little bit.”
― Jacqueline Wilson, The Worst Thing About My Sister

“x1= .92*x12 x2=(x1+4)/3 x3=(x1+1)/2 x4=x3 x5=(3/4)x3 x6=(x8-x9)^2 x7=(x1+x10)-x3*x4/x5 x8=x9-1 x9=(x4+x5) x10=ROOT(x5)+ROOT(x12)+2i^2 x11=x1-x2+x3-x4+x5-x6-x7+x8-x9+2*x10 x12=((x4-x3)-5)^2”
― Connie Glynn, Undercover Princess