Christina

“Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.”
― Mark Twain

“I used to be self conscious about my height, but then I thought, fuck that, I'm Harry Potter.”
― Daniel Radcliffe

“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.”
― Mark Twain

“The trouble with England, he thinks, is that it's so poor in gesture. We shall have to develop a hand signal for ‘Back off, our prince is fucking this man's daughter.’ He is surprised that the Italians have not done it. Though perhaps they have, and he just never caught on.”
― Hilary Mantel, Wolf Hall