Michelle

“A nervous sound bubbles up my throat, and I almost trip over my feet as I back up. “Welcome to Casa De Shitraw—” I blanch. “I mean dickraw—ahh, Rickshaw. It’s Rickshaw.”
― Saxon James, Roommate Arrangement

“That sounds … interesting.” “Sells like hotcakes.” He clears his throat. “There’s a market for everything, isn’t there?” “Including dinoporn.”
― Saxon James, Roommate Arrangement

“Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.”
― Neil Gaiman

“I believe that mankind's destiny lies in the stars. I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that it's aerodynamically impossible for a bumble bee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that there's a cat in a box somewhere who's alive and dead at the same time (although if they don't ever open the box to feed it it'll eventually just be two different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself.”
― Neil Gaiman