Christine

“Well, he’s a dog. They don’t have an idea how the world’s supposed to be, so it doesn’t bother them when it isn’t.” Agnes frowned. “Except herding dogs, I think. They have a pretty clear idea in their heads, so they’re always nipping and worrying and trying to get it to fit.”
― T. Kingfisher, Nettle & Bone

“Don't ask me where the cookies get the dances they do--this batch had been doing hornpipes. The last batch did waltzes, and the one before that hade performed a decidedly lewd little number that had even made Aunt Tabitha blush. A little too much spice in those, I think.”
― T. Kingfisher, A Wizard’s Guide to Defensive Baking

“Lie first; figure out the rest later.”
― Chloe Gong, Foul Lady Fortune

“There were so few people who kept a sense of humor when they were miserable, you learned to appreciate it.”
― T. Kingfisher, Swordheart