Guilherme

“With my last breath, I’ll exhale my love for you. I hope it’s a cold day, so you can see what you meant to me.
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― Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

“My moment of indecisiveness got the better of me, and she shoved the spoon into my mouth.  That had to be a skill.  Everything was skills.  I was surprised that Breathing wasn’t a skill until I held my breath while swimming and found out that it was.  I was 5% better at it now.   Unerring Spoon Accuracy, Godlike Master, Here comes the airplane, Bitches.”
― Ryan Rimmel, Village of Noobtown