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“I am a southern woman. I don’t need your help in the kitchen, boy,” Emersyn screamed from downstairs, two floors down. She was cooking fried chicken for everyone, and the smell was pure Heaven. “Touch my chicken, and you’ll lose an arm, Easton! GET! SHOO!”
― Chandelle LaVaun, Academy Magic: The Complete Series

“Well, I figure if a girl wants to be a legend, she should just go ahead and be one.”
― Cynthia Hand, My Calamity Jane

“Eight months of his life stolen. Next time Percy saw the Queen of Olympus, he was definitely going to give her a goddess-sized slap upside the head.”
― Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

“Ridiculous!" The goddess sneered. "Your mind is too wily, girl-too stubborn and intelligent. I couldn't steer you as easily."
"Steer me?" I protested. "Hey lady, I'm not a Toyota.”
― Rick Riordan, The Crown of Ptolemy