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“Any ignorant fool can fail to turn someone else into a frog. You have to be clever to refrain from doing it when you know how easy it is.”
― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

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“See a pin and pick it up, and, all day long, you'll have a pin.”
― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

tags: obvious, paraphrased

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“The only way to get something to turn up when you need it is to need it to turn up.”
― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

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“His mouth said: "Would you like to have dinner tonight?" For just the skin of a second, Miss Dearheart was surprised, but not half as surprised as Moist. Then her natural cynicism reinflated.
"I like to have dinner every night. With you? No. I have things to do. Thank you for asking."
"No problem," said Moist, slightly relieved.”
― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

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“Oh, that's just Thud! That's easy!" yapped a voice.

Both men turned to look at Horsefry, who had been made perky by sheer relief.

"I used to play it when I was a kid," he burbled. It's boring. The dwarfs always win!"

Gilt and Vetinari shared a look. It said: While I loathe you and every aspect of your personal philosophy to a depth unplummable by any line, I'll credit you at least with not being Crispin Horsefry.”
― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

tags: contempt, enemy, going-postal, hate, humorous, loathing, vetinari

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