Chad Warren

“He hurt you and that put him on my meanie-head list.”
― Claire Kingsley, How the Grump Saved Christmas

“How do I look at her?” She wiggled her eyebrows. “Like you want to jingle her bells.”
― Claire Kingsley, How the Grump Saved Christmas

“In a recession, when our wholesale sales are down, our direct sales channels do well because there is no lessened demand for our goods from our loyal customers. In the past, recessions have hurt our competitors and driven customers to us because people became less frivolous in their purchases. They didn’t mind paying more for goods that won’t go out of style and are of such quality that they will last a long time.”
― Yvon Chouinard, Let My People Go Surfing: The Education of a Reluctant Businessman--Including 10 More Years of Business Unusual

“Elias—the big, Grinchy jerk”
― Claire Kingsley, How the Grump Saved Christmas