Rachel Auer

“Zeno was an ancient Greek philosopher who ended up being tortured by people who didn’t like his ideas. Nowadays philosophers are hardly ever tortured, because most people ignore them completely,”
― Lemony Snicket, Poison for Breakfast

“Most women did not begin their days by stabbing a man in the scrotum, but Georgia Brown was not most women.”
― Kimmery Martin, The Antidote For Everything

“There are times when one feels stuck in life, no matter how many wonderful shops are around or how much sky is nearby. The world can be wide open around you, but you can feel CLOSED AROUND THE WORLD.”
― Lemony Snicket, Poison for Breakfast

“If I were making up a story, I would have it gray and miserable outside, but it was sunny and miserable instead,”
― Lemony Snicket, Poison for Breakfast