Kelly Ayers

“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.”
― George Carlin

“Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right”
― Grateful Dead

“If you are a dreamer come in
If you are a dreamer a wisher a liar
A hoper a pray-er a magic-bean-buyer
If youre a pretender com sit by my fire
For we have some flax golden tales to spin
Come in!
Come in!”
― Shel Silverstein

“Controversial' as we all know, is often a euphemism for 'interesting and intelligent.”
― Kevin Smith