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“This morning there was nothing but a circular from a New York department store, and their New York paper, which arrived erratically by mail from one to four days later than it should, so that some days the Allisons might have three papers and frequently none. Mrs. Allison, although she shared with her husband the annoyance of not having mail when they so anticipated it,”
― Shirley Jackson, Dark Tales

“Marjorie Fretwell once sucked a copperhead up in her vacuum cleaner because she didn’t know what to do with it and then she had to throw the whole vacuum away,” Kitty said. “Don’t talk to me about Marjorie Fretwell.”
― Grady Hendrix, The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires

“I may not know precisely how this sort of thing functions, but I understand perfectly well your family’s opinion of me will be important.” “My mother and sisters already like you.” “They may tend in that direction, until I rudely attend the barbecue without a covered dish.”
― Nora Roberts, The Witness