ember x avery

“My heart jumps to my throat. I whisper emotionally, “I still love you.” Immediately his hungry mouth crashes on mine. “I love you too Tatum,” he murmurs breathlessly in my mouth. “I never stopped loving you.” He kisses me and kisses me—so passionately. We ignite, my knees going weak and my insides bursting. It’s like the figgin’ fourth of July, we’re breathless and on fire. Yet, he never stops kissing me, even as he throws the blond wig in the trashcan.”
― Melanie Marks, The Love Contest

“This man’s name was Albus Dumbledore.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

“woman is sitting in her hotel room when there is a knock at the door. She opened the door to see a man whom she had never seen before. He said "oh I'm sorry, I have made a mistake, I thought this was my room." He then went down the corridor and in the elevator. The woman went back into her room and phoned security. What made the woman so suspicious of the man? Answer”
― M. Prefontaine, Difficult Riddles For Smart Kids: 300 Difficult Riddles And Brain Teasers Families Will Love

“Well I’m glad you want that job because I’m not cleaning up other people’s doodoo,” Yoongi replied in disgust.”
― Yllis Publishing, BTS Go to America & Work at McDonald's