Kirsti

“The monk in the grip of acedia would find it difficult or impossible to read. Looking away from his book, he might try to distract himself with gossip but would more likely glance in disgust at his surroundings and at his fellow monks. He would feel that things were better somewhere else, that he was wasting his life, that everything was stale and pointless, that he was suffocating.”
― Stephen Greenblatt, The Swerve: How the World Became Modern

“I'm not going to stand here and be eaten by some bitch's dinosaur. I am finally doing something with my life.”
― Brian K. Vaughan, Paper Girls, Volume 1

“He entertained himself by slipping increasingly outrageous puns into the copy, which culminated in a headline about a dachshund race that read, “All Wieners in the Long Run.”
― Patricia Lockwood, Priestdaddy: A Memoir

“A dose of chlorine won’t hurt them” Lady Satan opines, quite incorrectly, as she fills an entire room of baddies with the deadly stuff.”
― Jon Morris, The League of Regrettable Superheroes: Half-Baked Heroes from Comic Book History