Stephen Lato

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
― Dr. Seuss

“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”
― Frank Kaiser

“If I had a flower for every time I thought of you...I could walk through my garden forever.”
― Alfred Tennyson

“Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, maybe you should set up a life you don't need to escape from.”
― Seth Godin