Kevin

“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.”
― George Orwell, Animal Farm

“He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.”
― Joseph Heller, Catch-22

“Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they wouldn't sting me.”
― Mark Twain, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe