Sam "The Record Man"

“My experience of life is that it is not divided up into genres; it’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky.”
― Alan Moore

“Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.”
― Tom Waits

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
― George Burns

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx