Brenda

“I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.”
― Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

“MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT.”
― Patricia Briggs, Moon Called

“I make a bad mom, but I can pull off a crazy aunt.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns

“Let's go, Kitten, before you kill someone else. -Bones”
― Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave