Janet

“So, he, uhm, all ac/ac, or a little ac/dc?" she asked, blushing, and Chase's grin about swallowed his face.

"He claims to be ac/dc," he said, watching her face light up completely.”
― Amy Lane, Chase in Shadow

“Now about this turtle.
I think I’m gonna name it Oliver.”
“Why’s that?”
“Because he’s leaving little turtle poop ‘Oliver’ his terrarium.”
― Amy Lane, Chase in Shadow

“He'd always known that shit rolled downhill, but he never knew tears did the same thing.”
― Amy Lane, Talker

“It doesn’t matter anyway!” Patrick couldn’t sit down. He couldn’t. “It’s not like sex is anything to shout about! It’s icky, and the guy never wants to wear a condom, and I have to give a frickin’ health and safety lesson every time I give a blow job because they think I’m stupid, and I know you can get shit from giving head, and I’m not putting that thing in my mouth unless I get a written fucking guarantee that it’s not going to drop off or explode or give me some life-threatening disease or mutant antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea!”
― Amy Lane, Clear Water