Janet

“He'd always known that shit rolled downhill, but he never knew tears did the same thing.”
― Amy Lane, Talker

“You've been really hard on my clothes lately", I said. I pushed him away just enough to slip out of my T-shirt and drop it on the floor before he turned it into a stretched-out rag.

"I've been really hard...and your clothes are in my way.”
― Jordan Castillo Price

“He just cleaned the bathroom.”
“So?”
“I’ve been sending samples into the lab when I got bored. They are as of yet unidentified. It never occurred to me to clean the damned thing."
Whiskey sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. “I know, I know, I know—you don’t want to get blood all over it now that it’s clean.”
― Amy Lane, Clear Water

“Now about this turtle.
I think I’m gonna name it Oliver.”
“Why’s that?”
“Because he’s leaving little turtle poop ‘Oliver’ his terrarium.”
― Amy Lane, Chase in Shadow