Meliroo

“You have to talk through the bratwurst from now on.”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End

“I said, “This could not be any stupider.” John said, “Dave, you remember the words to ‘Camel Holocaust’?” “Ah, once again, you prove me wrong, John.”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End

“Art is to console those who are broken by life.”
― Vincent van Gogh

“Keep driving," said a soft voice in my ear. "She will not bite if you keep driving."

Fuck that. Fuck that idea like the fucking Captain of the Thai Fuck Team fucking at the fucking Tour de Fuck.”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End