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“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
― Mae West

“Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”
― Woody Allen