Shania

“That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
― George Carlin

“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.”
― Ellen DeGeneres

“Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee
And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.”
― Robert Frost

“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”
― George Carlin