Kimberly

“I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.”
― Roseanne Barr

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“Excuse the mess, but we live here.”
― Roseanne Barr

“Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.”
― Bette Midler