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“three-peace suit.”
― Jason Collins, Reservation

“This is the moment. This is the very moment that I get to lay my eyes upon his closet. It’s such an intimate moment. It’s like getting to look into his very heart and soul.”
― Alice Winters, How to Lure a Hunter

“Just out of curiosity,” she says, “after you wake up in the morning, do you admire yourself in the mirror for one hour or two?”

“Two,” I reply cheerfully.

“Do you high five yourself?”

“Of course not.” I smirk. “I kiss each of my biceps and then point to the ceiling and thank the big man upstairs for creating such a perfect male specimen.”
― Elle Kennedy, The Deal

“What was her name? Bambi? Summer? Fantasia? I have it on good authority that sand is not genitalia-friendly. So hopefully you didn’t drag your elephant trunk through the sand before slipping it into her delicate clamshell.”
― Jewel E. Ann, One