Jane Azinger

“It’s an unimaginative accusation and one that I am frankly tired of hearing. Witchcraft. As though there is no other explanation for a woman who excels at her work.”
― Ariel Lawhon, The Frozen River

“There is no explaining this simple truth about life: you will forget much of it. The painful things you were certain you’d never be able to let go? Now you’re not entirely sure when they happened, while the thrilling parts, the heart-stopping joys, splintered and scattered and became something else. Memories are then replaced by different joys and larger sorrows, and unbelievably, those things get knocked aside as well, until one morning you’re picking cherries with your three grown daughters and your husband goes by on the Gator and you are positive that this is all you’ve ever wanted in the world.”
― Ann Patchett, Tom Lake

“Good marriages are never as interesting as bad affairs.”
― Ann Patchett, Tom Lake

“Ohhh, but diarrhea isn’t a woman problem, it’s an everyone problem”
“I do not, have diarrhea.”
“Then…?”
“It’s just in case, okay? What’re you, a cop?”
― Geeta