Lucas Sciancalepore

“Every liberal in the country must watch Fox News for one year, and every conservative in the country must watch MSNBC for one year. (Middle-of-the-roaders could stick with CSI)”
― Stephen King, Guns

“A reporter who makes actual money for asking question so dumb they are surreal will inquire, "How did you feel?”
― Stephen King

“Did-a-chick? Dum-a-chum? Dad-a-cham? Ded-a-chek?”
― Stephen King, The Drawing of the Three

“The idea that America exists in a culture of violence is bullshit. What America exists in is a culture of Kardashian.”
― Stephen King, Guns