E.M.M.A.

“Intrusive thoughts which feel like your own, but they aren’t, not really. They’ve muscled their way into your brain and dressed up as your thoughts.”
― Bella Mackie, How to Kill Your Family

“Men often laugh with surprise when they find women funny, as though it’s a skill we’re not expected to possess.”
― Bella Mackie, How to Kill Your Family

“they look happy despite their ignorance. Perhaps because of it. What is there to worry about? None of these idiots are thinking about climate change, they’re wondering what to wear on the yacht tomorrow.”
― Bella Mackie, How to Kill Your Family

“Men should never be too good-looking. It gave them ideas.”
― C.M. Waggoner, The Ruthless Lady's Guide to Wizardry