Cristina

“What happened next has been edited to protect the children and miss Emily from prosecution.”
― Michael Buckley, The Weirdies Get Weirder

“You make me believe in wonders.”
― Axie Oh, The Girl Who Fell Beneath the Sea

“In order to remain a human you'd have to tie your life to an immortal. I may not be the god of a river, a mountain, or a lake but I am a god, and I would tie my life to yours, if you'll have me”
― Axie Oh, The Girl Who Fell Beneath the Sea

“Meeting people is hard when you get older, and even when you do there's always something wrong with them, like they are way too old to have a roommate or they have this thing about how their towels are folded or they wont let you leave a toothbrush in their apartment I mean, come on Kevin! we're not getting married its just a toothbrush!”
― Michael Buckley, The Weirdies Get Weirder