Toby Toldya

“I've lost all capacity for disbelief. I'm not sure that I could even rise to a little gentle scepticism.”
― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead

“If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes.”
― Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

“Being a writer guarantees that you will spend too much time alone -- and that as a result, your mind will begin to warp.”
― Anne Lamott, Bird by Bird

“If He ever did come back, if He ever dared to show His face, or his Glyph, or whatever in the Garden again— if after all this destruction, if after all the terrible days of this terrible century, He returned to see how much suffering His abandonment had created, if all He has to offer is death, you should sue the bastard. That’s my only contribution to all this theology: sue the bastard for walking out. How dare He.”
― Tony Kushner, Perestroika