Jordan

“Water? At a wedding? I don’t understand,” he asks in confusion. “Did you invite Jesus? That’s the only way that will be acceptable.”
― Tara Sivec, Futures and Frosting

“Would everyone stop saying arse!".... "I know, its called an ass, people. Ass”
― Samantha Young, On Dublin Street

“You know what happens when you assume things?”
I left out a sigh. “You make an ass out of you and me.”
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“No, you just make an ass out of you. Me, I would never be this assy”
― Tara Sivec, Futures and Frosting

“All the baby books written by women who had the most perfect birth experience in the world said you should talk to your child in the womb. That was about the only piece of advice I took from those things. Every day I told him if he ruined my vagina I would video tape his birth and show all his future girlfriends what happened to your who-ha when you had sex, ensuring that he will never, ever get laid.”
― Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks