Doorjelly

“Besides, if I had a nickel for every time I wanted to smack a kid’s parents for not teaching them even the most basic things…well…I’d have enough nickels to put in a sock and smack those parents with it.”
― Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary

“He knew what he was experiencing was a basic error in programming, and he wished he could open up his brain and delete the bad code. Unfortunately, the human brain is every bit as closed a system as a Mac.”
― Gabrielle Zevin, Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow

“It was like a bunch of lizards watching the World Cup. Politely put, they weren’t sure what they were looking at.”
― James S.A. Corey

“The fish responsible for drying the sea are not here.”
― Liu Cixin, Death's End