“Spoiler alert. Nobody is going to read your autobiography disguised as a space vampire and minotaur romance. You and every other half-wit out there with a nearby Starbucks and a laptop is writing the same bile. What you’re really doing is inadvertently live-blogging the story of human mediocrity,”
― The Gate of the Feral Gods
― The Gate of the Feral Gods
“I accept that there will be those I cannot protect.”
― Rhythm of War
― Rhythm of War
“It will,” Wit said, “but then it will get better. Then it will get worse again. Then better. This is life, and I will not lie by saying every day will be sunshine. But there will be sunshine again, and that is a very different thing to say. That is truth. I promise you, Kaladin: You will be warm again.”
― Rhythm of War
― Rhythm of War
“Be careful who you’re nice to. Because if you are nice to the wrong person, they’ll either take advantage of you, or worse, they might never leave.”
― This Inevitable Ruin
― This Inevitable Ruin
“Right now, I needed to get this damn crab to jerk off into the ocean.”
― The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
― The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
Jonas’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Jonas’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
More friends…
Favorite Genres
Classics, Comics, Fantasy, Fiction, Graphic novels, Horror, Manga, Mystery, Philosophy, and Science fiction
Polls voted on by Jonas
Lists liked by Jonas



































