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“They'd smash up the world if they thought it would make a pretty noise.”
― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

“Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

“They didn't know why these things were funny. Sometimes you laugh because you've got no more room for crying. Sometimes you laugh because table manners on a beach are funny. And sometimes you laugh because you're alive, when you really shouldn't be.”
― Terry Pratchett, Nation

“Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.”
― Terry Pratchett