Stephanie

“Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin… I poked a badger with a spoon.”
― Eddie Izzard

“The dog is not bored. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking Rubik's Cube. He's a goddamned dog.”
― Justin Halpern

“Don’t you just hate nights like that, when you think over every mistake you’ve made, every hurt you’ve received, every bit of meanness you’ve dealt out? There’s no profit in it, no point to it, and you need sleep.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead and Gone

“What have you been reading, The Gospel according to St. Bastard?!”
― Eddie Izzard